Don't wear your heart on your sleeve...put it in your mouth!

One more short post about those dumb candy hearts. Besides tasting like chalk, I have found the need for them to update their messages and bring them into the 21st century. I don't mean phrases like, 'text me', or 'nuf' said' or even just plain 'word'. I'd much rather read things that stimulate my mind and make me think. Phrases like, 'meth. not even once.' Or how about 'he's just not that into you.' For all the single ladies, 'if you liked it then you should'a put a ring on it' would be appropriate. Maybe 'yes, we can' in honor of our new President. Or perhaps "yes, Mitt will' in honor of my next president. Just incase you'd forgotten, another popular message of love this valentine's season could be 'bongs are wrong' in honor of the fallen hero Michael Phelps. Maybe Rafael Nadal will send a special 'better luck next time' to Roger Federer. For the circus freaks in our lives, how about 'you don't do that to another carnie, fella'. And for my gal-pal Beyonce, maybe a heart with a 'thumbs up' sign for her style and grace at the Inagural Ball. To Michelle Obama I would send, 'find a better designer'. And to Whitney and Cassidy and Cody, special hearts just for them, saying, 'to the left, to the left'.