Movie Quote Madness

One of the best things about summer evenings and porches and daughters is the random conversations that we engage in. If one of us uses a favorite movie quote in a discussion, we are hooked for hours upon hours, trying to see who can come up with the most difficult quotes to identify. I'm turning a few over to my blogging audience. Guess the movies and then go and watch one. All of them are perfect for summertime--or anytime--viewing. If you get hung up, leave us a comment and we will solve your suspense. GOOD LUCK!

"I got sick on an imported Swiss water once. Do you remember that night? Oh it was awful!"

"Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart."

"Frankie never hit anybody. His people did, but he did not."

"Hey, kids, it's Sammy Sosa."

"Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flowers?"

"The stars will be jealous of you tonight. You're a vision."

"Men should for a club with jerseys. They should have their real names on the front and 'jerk' on the back."

"Why does it always have to be snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?"

" 'ello, Poppit!"

"m-f-e-o. Made for each other."

"I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly."

"Can I borrow your chapstick? My lips hurt real bad."

"Your mom goes to college."

"Do you know what this is?" "Presidential flashcards?" "A bonus" "Do you know why?" "i have no idea."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Sunshine is for Cali-i-for-nia."

"Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you?"

"Attitude reflect leadership, captain."

"Who's your daddy, Jerry?"

"Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."

"Dismount the bannister."

"I see you brought the little bobbies down upon us."

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"He looks like a dead fish. Yeah, yeah, he looks pretty crappy."

"Big Chief. The best."

"Operation Gastro-Castro."

"I have gas. Lots of gas."

"You are a toy. You are a child's plaything. You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."

"Hey, dad, do you want to play catch?"

"Baseball is the only game on earth where the object is to get back home."

"There's no crying in baseball."

"Stand up, your father's passing."

"I asked him to come inside and bust up a chiffarobe."

"Eunice, that's a person named Eunice?"

"Who are they gonna believe? The lady in the tub, or the man with his pants down?"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." "That's the stupidest line I've ever heard."

"Bannister, as in sliding down the..."

"I simply cannot say. I am reticent at this time. My husband will wish to investigate."

"You don't do that to another carnie, fella."

"I could never be with someone who owns a boat." "I own a boat." "Well, then that clinches it."

"Oh, look, we've got a comedian in the house. What did you do? Have clown for breakfast?"

"You know the problem with you? You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie."

"Nacho? Taco? Burrito? No, I want a hot dog-o!"

"Nobody puts baby in a corner."

"Good party. No whiskey. We go now!"