I've decided to start a new reality show. I'm calling it "Runaway Moms". The premise is simple. Families wake up one morning to find their wife/mom--GONE! She has been whisked away to a tropical island where she will spend 7 days in pampering heaven. Manicures, pedicures, spa treatments, gourmet foods, (none which will cause weight gain!) tasteful entertainment, and relaxing sunsets on the beach. The family is left behind with a Super-Nanny-like trainer who drills the family boot-camp style in 'mom appreciation' skills. When mom returns relaxed and refreshed, family members are on their knees, worshipping her arrival, vowing never again to leave toys on the floor, spill milk on the counter, violate curfews, or forget to take the clothes out of the dryer. In short, they begin to honor her like royalty. After all, we are the Queen Mothers, and deserve to treated as such!